With that idea in mind, we have compiled a list of 29 things guys should know while having a San Antonio lady on their arm.
'Property of Salem' was inked above her groin, 'King Munch' - the name of the gang - was tattooed on her neck - while other men left their names on her arms and back.
But, things are not always so peachy when the weather is hot and she thought 4-inch wedges would be a good idea for NIOSA.
Thankfully, most grumpy moods can be improved with a cold margarita or Big Red.
The women display them alongside bright smiles and thick hair — so this shit appears to be working.
But I'm a skeptic of anything #spon, so I put myself on the -approved road to beauty (which, it should be said, is very narrow).